SAY ANYTHING: Ward 21 Councilman Michael Dolan at the Steelyard Commons groundbreaking, as quoted by Ohio News Network:

Councilman Michael Dolan believes Wal-Mart will be good for the economy, give customers more choices and maybe cater to unions.

"This is a union-built project. I have every confidence if we put our minds, hearts and souls into sending the right people to work here, we'll be able to convince Wal-Mart they ought to be a union shop," says Dolan.

Dolan also expressed confidence that we can convince Microsoft to adopt open-source licensing, the People's Republic of China to recognize an independent Taiwan, and al Qaeda to embrace Satyagraha.